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A dude. A dude with a passion. A dude with a passion for rats, bastards, and mathematics. Nikos can't resist women with big booties named judy. His favorite motto to live by is "pain is pleasure" and he lives it out daily by training for marathons without compression shorts. Weeks of this have ground his trouser snake down to a nub.
Did you see that guy with a nub running around reading a math textbook? Yeah he was a Niko!
A Niko is a little greek asshole who jumps girl
to girl. Niko's tend to blame everything on everyone else to get out of his wrong doing. He makes a lot of excuses for his actions. A Niko will also use girls because he is bad at relationships, so he uses them for their bodies...instead of getting better at being in a relationship. A Niko is also VERY touchy. He will always try to be extra friendly with his hands, especially around girls' tits and asses. He will very much likely get you involved in his problems and then tell you it's your fault and that you need to solve it for him. A Niko has. VERY big mouth, so keep your secrets away from him because otherwise the whole school will know. He also tries to involve himself in all your business, including relationships. In conclusion, a Niko needs to keep himself out of other people's business and pants.
person 1: "I hooked up with Niko last night, and he ghosted me!"
person 2: "I have heard that he always does this with girls."
Very loud and talks very fast. Clearly Greek. Possible bisexual. Definitely steals his roommate's shoes.
Nikos was caught looking at Dorian's penis!
She’s cute, quirky and funny. She was always supposed to be a leader but only a certain few see that in her. She is a true friend who you can laugh with and any criticism will always be polite and for your own good. If she seems a little weird at first, don’t overlook her. Stick with her and you will never regret it. I promise.
Niko is an amazing person. They are funny and often laugh at their own jokes. They overthink things and get wrapped up in their own head so if you know a Niko, you should check in on them. Despite the fact that Niko is German, they are actually quite kind; so don’t get the wrong impression! Niko enjoys Taylor Swift, cats, and being the smart friend. They also enjoy bland foods, including cabbage, cheerios, and puffed corn.
Did you see Niko today? Yes, he was teaching someone about quantum mechanics.
Are you Niko? No, I don’t like cabbage.