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A silent-but-deadly fart normally released to assassinate unsuspecting bystanders in small cars, phone booths, and long elevator rides. These ninjas are known to have not only render average humans unconscious, but clear funeral homes, meeting space, classrooms, and other places where people would be caught with their guard down and nostrils open.
I almost died in at the office today when headed to the 47th floor in the elevator some jerk blew-ass released a ninja and everybody suffered from oxygen deprivation.
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They were masters of Ninjutsu(The Art Of Stealth) the martial art of the ninja NOT Kung Fu. For those who can't tell the difference between samurais and ninjas a Samurai is more like a soldier without guns but armed with Swords,Bows and arrows But Ninjas or Shinobi is more like a guerrilla squad using Swords, Shuriken, Smoke Bombs, etc. Everything that people believe in like how ninjas can do anything like run on water, make some hand seal and turn in to smoke and how people think ninjas are demons that kill people for no reason were wrong. The science of ninjas were higher and that's why they thought Ninjas were Magicians but they were only illusionist who fooled the eyes of the ignorant. Even the military uses the ninjas tactics and weapons like smoke grenades originally came from smoke bomb. Samurai described ninjas from there experience from battles then later people made up stories like how a ninja summoned a Giant Frog to Defeat it. Later on Masashi Kishimoto created Naruto the anime cartoon episodes as seen in cartoon network based on Japanese folk stories. Ninjutsu contained Pressure points, Samurai Sword Techniques, Chinese Philosophies,Meditation,etc.
The code of the ninja(Ninpo) which was was against the code of the samurai (Bushido). The art of the Samurai was death. But the art of the ninja was to survive, get the job done and escape. This gave ninjas greater advantage. They also borrowed stealth tactics from Sun Tzu the Chinese general.
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-Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
-For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.
-Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack.
these were all ninja tactics
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The un-official term used to describe an internet forum member who possesses moderator powers, but no title. Ninjas are swift, silent and deadly. Ninjas edit and lock threads without warning often killing threads with a single blow and then quickly vanishing. Only the most trusted members become Ninjas. See Ninja Edit
Cleoent: *edited*
Cleoent: Damn, who edited my post? Where those ninjas at?:shifty
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to disperse a crowd of friends quickly hiding in dark corners and alleys
dude is that the cops??!! EVERYONE NINJA!!
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Fully covered Muslim women in a Black Burka(cloak) in the Middle east.
Man this place is swarming with Ninja's,
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A term used to describe dominating an opponent by sly or sneaky means of assault. Usually used to describe killing someone from behind before they realise what is occurring. Popularized by competitive gaming culture, in particular Halo 3.
"The guy thought he could kill me, but I hid around the corner and ninja'd him."
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A super awesome thing, object or action. First began to be used by Naomi in Australia after playing a reflex game.
You just got the high score in tetris! Oh My Gosh! Thats Totally Ninja!!
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