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A kiss in which one alternates kissing each of the breasts, in order to create a "winshield wiper" motion back and forth between boobs
Her boobs were so good that i had to winshield wiper kiss them both.
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It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.
Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!
when you are titty fucking a woman and you ejactulate on her face and wipe it back and forth multiple times.
"i was tit fucking this bitch and she told me to stop so i gave her a warren county windsheild wiper"
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When you fuck a woman in the vagina then randomly stick it in her ass so she shits all over your chest and then you wipe it off with you penis like a windshield wiper.
Bossman shit on Charlie’s chest then he New Mexican Windshield Wiper to clean it up.
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This is next-level pervert peeping tom/mooning (showing one's ass).
Rather than a simple peek-a-boo to a victim just trying to get a look the perpetrator wants to be seen and caught in the act. Similar to "mooning" or placing one's bare ass up to a window for comedic value this act encompasses both peeping as well as mooning but much more.
You expose yourself with pants down to the knees or pantless. Press your genitals firmly against the window where the observer on the other side will have a clear and unobstructed view of the upcoming action. Once the attention of the victim has been confirmed the individual preforming the W.W.W.W. will begin to urinate while moving genitals from side to side. If done correctly a squeegee-like sound should be produced from the lateral motion. If ones "package" is of sufficient size it should act like a windshield wiper on a cars windshield (swiping from side to side whilst your penis displaces the urine away from the outside of the window) ensuring the observer maintains clear line of sight with the depravity happening on the other side of the glass.
Dude 1:
"I got wasted last night and wanted to give her and her new boyfriend something to remember me by, I was just going to smear poop on her window but I couldn't help myself when I noticed it was already dirty.... Plus I wanted to show off my shit. I gave em' the ol "
Wet Window Wiener Wiper". Tell me I'm not the fuckin man".
Dude 2:
"Aaron (dude 1) you're the fuckin man, always have been! Legendary bro, fucking legendary."
the act of ejactulating on a girls face and wiping it back and forth.
i was tittyfucking her and finished up with a warren county windsheild wiper.
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Someone that calls another person a "Blue Tick Wanker" because they are not as popular and successful like the one with the official account and cannot come up with a good punchline or comeback.
Boy: BLUE TICK WANKER!!
Girl 1: Why is he mad?
Girl 2: He is a Blue Tick Ass Wiper that is why
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