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Corn on the nob

A Boabie Joabie which, on closer inspection, turns out to be a piece of undigested sweetcorn

I went for a piss and found a boabie joabie under my foreskin. I pulled it back and realised I had corn on the nob!

by masheeplookslikeadug April 20, 2010

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


nob shlob

submissive degradeing sexual act where one vigorously licks a penis letting mass amount of spit drip n fall.

shlob my nob you ugly ass pig fuckin beyach!!!!

by MAD Jester August 27, 2003

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


nob-chuffer

Someone who is a chuffer of nob.

He's such a nob-chuffer.

by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


nob off

To nob and off is saying to sum 1 they aint got no balls.

Nob off you twat, go and find your foster parents.

by Good boy better know!!! October 18, 2007

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Nob Jock

Shortened version of 'nob jockey'. Meaning gay man (someone who rides the cock).

General abusive term.

God, you're such a nob jock!

Mert's such a nob jock!

by Jake Howard May 11, 2008

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Corn on the nob

When you're doing anal, you pull out and there's shit with a sweet corn on your nob

"Oh shit, I got corn on the nob again"

by Bigsink February 20, 2017


angry nob

the result of coordinated cockblocking by your β€œfriends” at the club. This typically leads to a late-night pornbinge and wank out of raw frustration.

β€œWe really felt bad for steering Johnny away from all those hoes last night. He must have left with an angry nob!”

by Snoopy4321 October 25, 2018