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A group of talented and notorious DJs and producers from around the world. You can find them in your local clubs, on your local radio stations, and on your local website.
The NY Hitmen dropped another hit.
This Saturday the NY Hitmen will be at Pacha in NYC.
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A quiet little town 20 minutes south of Buffalo NY, a shitty city. There's not much to do in Hamburg, but its not all that bad. The town golf course is usually flooded by 18 mile creek, there are 3 country clubs within the town limits, however no real people are allowed at them. The McKinley mall is too small. Teens usually find themselves reeking havoc in the Wal Mart on Rt 20, the 3rd largest Wal Mart in the country. God only knows why they built it in Hamburg.
The best bowling alleys in all the land were demolished years ago after a snowstorm. World Gym has since replaced it as the local rally point for overweight slobs and juiceheads.
There are a few notable attributes to Hamburg, NY, including Hamburg beach, a mediocre half mile of sand and rock along the polluted waters of Lake Erie, and the Erie Country Fair, one of the largest county fairs in the entire nation. The Nike Base is home to some 30 Soccer, lacrosse, baseball and softball fields, as well as an ice hockey rink.
For entertainment, residents of Hamburg typically find themselves traveling elsewhere, ie. Orchard Park, West Seneca, and anywhere else north of the town.
Also, there are two villages in Hamburg, Blasdell and Hamburg. Blasdell somehow managed to give itself the nickname one square mile of heaven, which couldn't be farther from the truth. It is the second biggest poop stain on WNY, second only to Lackawanna. Blasdell, if fact, is what separates Hamburg from the trash that has taken over Lackawanna.
Teenage Male 1: "Hey man let's do something"
Teenage Male 2: "Dude, there's nothing to do in Hamburg, NY. Let's go to Bob-O-Links in OP."
Teenage Male 1: "Fuck you man, you're gonna make me drive, let's just go fuck with people at Wal Mart"
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john: you need to move to kinderhook, ny
ted: i love kinderhook, ny. Thanks Bro!
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A place where small children think they can hold slide jams, and inevitably fail. If you are ever invited to a Rye Slide Jam, for your own sake please avoid.
"Hey Bro are you going to the Rye Slide Jam in Rye, NY?"
"Dude are you stupid, unless you want to be hill hunting for an entire day and have little kids walking up the middle of the hill, then you can go."
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a woman who sleeps with everyone simply coz she's a horny one
Dude, I see that woman in this club all the time. She's one of them whore-ny ones.
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only one of the best towns on long island. small town filled with a bunch of things to do. want to get something to eat? village is just around the corner. want to go for a run? argyle lake right across the street. want to go to the beach? 10 minutes away across the bridge. want to meet up with your friends? ride your bike 5 minutes away. oh and kids from other towns don’t even try to come in our village. babylon ny got it all.
hey guys want to meet up at the restaurant swell in babylon ny and get some tacos?
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A small town up close to the Canadian border in New York, that can easily be renamed to hillbilly heaven. Your neighbor may likely be your second cousin or an on-parole sex offender. Make sure to watch your kids. The town is a go-to spot if you're looking to go on a dollar store-spree because it has two of its own and a third in the making. The highlight is the towns favorite restaurant- McDonald's. Even that is getting torn down. If they keep it up, there will be no Champlain to add shit on to. the buzz of the town comes from its own high school, which is 90% pot heads. This town is one to love.
"Hey man we should go back to Champlain, NY this weekend."
"You mean that shitty town you grew up in? No thanks."
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