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Slack emoji used to signify Mark is a Twat
Me - Yo yo yo dawg :Japanese Ogre:
Everyone - For real!
When Shrek finds someone/something beautiful
"Your beauty is ogre-whelming me"
Ogre Syndrome, more commonly known as Maskfishing, is a phenomenon which is seen when individuals, most often females, look much different with their mask off than they do with their mask on, being much much less attractive.
Guy 1: Bro you seen Becky without her mask on?
Guy 2: Yeah bro she look like an ogre
Guy 1: That’s that ogre syndrome
A sarcastic idiom that is used to mock a person or people that think they understand a certain concept.
Person A: Oh I see! So quantum physics is basically advanced physics!
Person B: Ah yes, Ogres Are Onions... It's not.. You.. You can't simplify it that much my dude...
When you get so incredibly shit-faced that you begin to resemble an ogre and start smashing things for no reason
“Jesus Christ, Melissa got so ogred last night. She broke into the booze and drank everything, then she punched a hole through three layers of the house’s foundation.”
The second part of the well known fable known as “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life”
It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
It’s not Ogre Yet…
It’s never Ogre…
A fat fuck who does nothing but shit
OH YEAH I JUST LOST 50 POUNDS CAUSE IM THE MIGHTY OGRE