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Home of Levi Schmitmeyer and the national weather center.
Weatherman Levi naps hard and studies hard at Oklahoma University
A sexual act of shitting on your partners chest then wrapping them in clingfilm so that they steam up. Next you'll need to find yourself a nice Hill to roll them down (Don't forget to shout OKLAHOMA!) This is a historical practice that originated from Oklahoma in the early 1800's. It was used as part of a mating ritual
Dude I really wanted to bang Jessica so I took that bitch up to make out point and gave her an oklahoma steamer. We've got a date next Friday
When a man eats a large, greasy meal and gets horrible gas. He then squats above a woman’s vagina and farts. The air blowing from his ass while farting tickles the woman’s clit, causing her to orgasm.
Man Steve, after that long night of drinking and White Castle, I went home and gave Courtney the best Oklahoma Whirlwind ever.
A hick ass town that hates black people and sucks at being human fucking beings.
"Hey man have you been to Davis, Oklahoma?"
"No, why? Should I go?"
"Hell no it sucks asscheeks"
Where you invite your relatives over and fuck each other in once giant circle.
Yo last family reunion that Oklahoma circle was wild
When you and your spouse or significant other dress up as Sasquatch and have intercourse in the Dollar General parking lot.
Did you hear that Dalton and Ashley did the Oklahoma Sasquatch?
An oklahoma pocket is a fat roll so deep that it requires it's own deodorant application and can store loose change or other valuables.
I was in the shower and I found a fresh-smelling yet sweaty $20 bill in my fat roll; these oklahoma pockets are always full of forgotten treasures.