To absolutely own in a situation, game, or instance.
CharitableNinja Cherry Jonesed that round of team slayer.
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The sexual act describing when a man orally pleases a female and uses his fingers to replicate Davy Jones' tentacles.
I tried the davy jones on my girl last night, she's still walking like a pirate
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A frickn badass bitch with a love of hard liquor (preferably whiskey) and an uncaring attitude towards everything else - apart from that purple douchebag. Seriously, what an ASS.
Person 1: Have you seen Jessica Jones yet?
Person 2: I really really want to, but I don't want to have my childhood of Russel T Davies era doctor who ruined by seeing David Tennant play a rapey manipulative sonofabitch...
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Wears shorts in the winter, eats black tar heroine, and sparingly plays Fortnite. Murdered 12 Jewish midgets/vampires in a mass killing spree in the 90s. Won 3 awards for Nathan hot dog eating competition. Broke into the asylum to see some guy named Jacob, who helped him with his other murders. Went to heaven.
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An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.
Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!
Another word for a federal agent.
Fed: Hey, can I have your address?
Person: No thanks Gorilla Jones