carrom board

1) Tabletop game, similar in mechanics to billiards, (pool) and shuffleboard.

2) A flat chested woman, with small or no breasts.

2) She's got no boobs man!
We could play carrom on them
Carrom Board

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across the board

Combination win-place-show bet at a race track. Your horse has to come in no worse than third for you to get $$ back.

"Gimme the five across the board."

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Lord Boards

Flat plain sandals much like the ones our Lord wore... hence the name

I feel lazy as shit today, I'm just gonna throw on some sweat pants and a pair of Lord Boards.

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Water Boarded

When girl flexes her pelvis and accidentally discharges her vaginal fluid on your face whilst being Drop Smeared

"Dude what happened to your face?!"

"I almost drowned earlier, this girl water boarded me."

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ouija board

its a board with letters on it. satan is just as likely to haunt your keyboard as he is an ouija board.

i think ouija board is a satanic device. i am an idiot

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sex board

A piece of wood (usually a 4x4) used to lift the FUPA, or pannus, of an obese female, or occasionally male, for easier access to the genitalia for sex.

He: hey baby, wanna have sex?
She: yeah, just let me get my sex board so you can get it in.

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Special Board

Hidden boards on GameFAQs that cannot be found without going through random numbers or obtaining a link elsewhere. They are the following (board numbers shown):

Brilliant - -1
Nine - 9
Board 250 - 250
Eggbeater - 486
Spork - 542
Spatula - 622
Semprini - 709
Jenny - 8675309
Lame - 20040401
Rnd() - 123456789
Pie - 314159265
Toaster Oven - 909090909

Currently, Toaster Oven is the Special Board with the most topics, with Spork in second.

Secret Boards are 1337.

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