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To get fucked up on a combination of prescription pills and alcohol and then attempt to drive, write legislation or go to work as if you weren’t fucked up.
Pat, why aren’t you at work? I’m watching the Price is Right ‘cause I got Pat Kennedied and they wouldn’t let me operate the bulldozer at work today.
a story that has no point whatsoever.
person one: i talked to my mum on the phone today..
person two: yeah?
person one: thats it.
person two: what a pat story..
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Similar to a cameltoe. It is the visibility of a woman's vagina clothing but without the lips being distinguishable, making it resemble a pillow, rather than a camel's toe.
Random African American students in the hallway: She got a pillow pat!
An NFL player who went to war in Afghanistan before everyone who realized what a disaster it would be, and then died in a pointless friendly fire incident; a man of great courage and conviction, and very little faith.
"Is it true Pat Tillman was an atheist?"
"Well, he didn't go to church, but even if he was, does that make him any less of an American hero?
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he is a moth, nothing more. He is attracted to fire and bug zappers. he is ste's third favorite pet, also called moth coffey
HEY EVERYONE LOOK, ITS PAT COFFEY GOING TOWARDS A FIRE, lol HES A MOTH
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A modern diety. A titan among gods. Best known for leading the Philadelphia Phillies to the 2008 World Series title and getting balls deen every twat he saw along the way.
"hey Amanda, I heard u fucked Pat the Bat." "Absolutely not, Pat fucked me."
And on the 8th day, God created Pat.
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Someone who is handsome and ugly at the same time. Usually have a beard, almost no friends, and a chode. You are not quite sure if this is a good or bad thing so you just deal with it.
Pat Gaudard is a skank.
A:What is his name? B:Pat Gaudard. A:How the hell do you pronounce that?
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