Rat Phase

A phase in different situations where you are treated like shit and nobody gives a fuck about you.

Carl: "dude hows freshman year going for ya"
Bob: "eh I'm going through a Rat Phase right now"
Carl: "Ouch tough break"

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Jason Phase

An ancient, historical myth that everyone, even men, go through a phase of liking someone named 'Jason'

Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.

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Sophomore Phases

Two phases of college sophomores, they either become a raging homo/lesbian, or, they become a major pothead

Holy cow! Tommys the classic Sophomore Phases! What a raging homo pothead!

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Phase 10

The act of ramming a phallic shaped object in your own anal cavity.

“You act like you good at phase 10, you can’t hang wit the big dawgs”

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ketchup phase

A food-based euphemism to replace "being on the rag"... Meant to elicit thoughts of the moon and its phases

Woman: "I'm in full ketchup phase, but it will soon be waning."

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Phase 6

It's the last phase when there is nothing stopping you from shitting. You just need to go and go fast.

Person 1: "Bitch, you prairie doggin' it?"
Person 2: "Nah! I'm fuckin' phase 6in' it!"

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the imitation phase

the phase in a relationship where the female partner knows the male so well that during a fight she imitates him

(a couple is arguing and she imitates his procrastination techniques giving a prime example of the imitation phase in the relationship)

Jim: oh really whens the last time i said that?

Jane: you ALWAYS come up with an excuse like "oh ill take out the trash after the football game"

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