Pi Paradox

When promiscuously extrapolating or generalizing a math formula, or misusing an infinity concept, in some step of a mathematical proof leads to a contradictory or nonsensical result about the number pi, such as π = 2 or π = 666.

Poking fun at prideful or pseudo-geeky math students to explain a pi paradox is a subtle way to humble their egos in exposing their oft-half-baked understanding of mathematical concepts.

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High Pi

Very much like a high five, except 3.14159... fingers are thrown instead of the usual five.

Hardy: "The number 1729 seems to me a rather dull one..."

Ramanujan: "No, it is a very interesting number; it is the smallest number expressible as the sum of two cubes in two different ways."

Hardy: "Oh, snap! High Pi, son! Damn!"

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random as pi

Incredibly random, in the modern sense of unexpected or unimportant, given that pi, 3.14159 etc., is a famously random number.

Dude! That random chick I met at the VD clinic took me dancing last night and the place was random as pi!

Our cupcake flavours are as random as pi.

555-5555? Your phone number is random as pi! Or is it?

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lord of the pies

Person who dines out on meaty pies, daily, nightly and ever so rightly.

Damn! higgys lord of the pies. The chippys out of stock

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Pi and Friends

When the irrational number π appears to be particularly attracted to numerical buddies like e, i, and 𝜙 whenever they are indulged in some extra-mathematical activities together, as revealed by their intimate liaisons.

Don’t the following numerical relationships prove that pi and friends have an affinity for one another?
π ≈ 6/5 𝜙²
π ≈ (9 – e)
iⁱ = e^(-π/2)
e^(iπ) + 1 = 0

(- )! = √π
eⁱˣ = cos x + i sin x

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Pi Radiation

When blips or bleeps received on Earth seems to follow the digital pattern of the decimal number π, which makes astronomers (or even astrologers) get pretty excited, as this celestial signal could prove that extraterrestrials were trying to make contact with earthlings.

Since the detection of pi radiation that hints to the high probability that there is life on other planets, mathematicians-agnostics haven’t uttered a word to the existence of an Almighty God, who is behind the scenes controlling the motion of the planets and galaxies.

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Magnificent Pies

Also with the alias Magnus Pieterson, Magnificent Pies is a mysterrious, mythical character that is found in the city of Derby.
Armed with an array of puns, gags and general chucklemunter material. A minimum 7/10 Laugh in the 'Templeman Scale' is for sure.
Loves banter with his favourite Lads.

Maginificent Pies: Ask me if im a tree
Person 1: Huh?
Magnificent Pies: ASK ME IF IM A TREE!
Person 1 : Are you a tree?
Magnificent Pies : No.

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