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n. 20 consecutive farts.
This guy's the master; he pulled off a platinum boy with 20 farts.
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The act of vomitting on partner at point of climax.
I can't bust unless I give (or get) a platinum shower.
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An electronic benefits card given to people who cannot provide for themselves monetarily (mainly for food.) Named rightly so because President Obama will "give one to anyone."
Cashier: "Your total is going to be 100.00"
Card Holder: "Oh snap, let me get out my "Obama's Platinum" to pay for this food!!"
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Card Holder talking to friend: We can get some candy, cake, pop, ice cream, you name it!
Friend: Dang! How are you going to pay for all this?
Card Holder: Don't worry, I get $600 a month on my "Obama's Platinum" I'll pay for it!
Friend: I need to get me one of them cards!
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When a Neil Diamond song gets stuck in your head and keeps playing a million times. This can happen to any-singer song, in which case, it's called a song stuck blue, also derived from the booming voice.
S: Help! I just can't get Sweet Caroline off my mind.
B: Your last gf?
S: No man, this song by the platinum artist.
B: You mean, Neil?
S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head.
B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish?
S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes.
B: Urban what?
S: Never mind.
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Big buff hot man, oily buff man, hes so hot
Bro Platinum Fredbear is so hot
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This Belt is obtained when a male engages in sexual intercourse, with that of someone whom has cougar stats. The cougar must be married, without children, and at least 15 years older then the male. Also the cougar must be concidered a hottie, by the males peers. This is the highest degree of belts for a male to achieve and the act must be completed at least 3 times before the belt is obtained with the same partner.It is not an easy belt to get.
Tom was 18, and his co-workers wife was 33. She was hot, no children and she knew things he had no idea about. After 3 months of hooking up with her, he obviously obtained his platinum belt....and a little more.
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