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A sex act where you go to a brothel in Amsterdam and a prostitute masturbates with a kielbasa whilst humiliating you
Prostitute: “Oh jä, you could never compare to zis Keilbasa”
You: “Wait why is the prostitute German”
That’s the Polish secret ;)
Female who performs oral sex on males!
Damn, she's a fine chrome polisher. She even cleaned up the job without a spill!
continued stimulation of the head of the penis after ejaculation, when it's become uncomfortable, usually accompanied by verbal taunting and usually while the male's hands are tied out of the way.
I polished his knob until he was crying.
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Hey honey, fetch me a Polish suitcase so I can carry my shoes home.
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The lesbian equivalent of the "gay beard". A male who is dating a lesbian, whether he is aware of that fact or not. The lesbian uses this man to pretend that she is straight.
This stems from the stereotype that lesbians keep short, undecorated nails for fingering.
Poor Allen, he has no idea that he's been Jenny's 'nail polish' for the past 5 years.
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A very white, yet large, penis
Girl 1) "He's so white and gross"
Girl 2) "Yeah, I know, but i heard he has a polish sausage."
Girl 1) "That's so hot."
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