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When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.
Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:
a popsicle stick shoved right up a persons asshole, and when you take it out there is poop on it
ah poop on a popsicle
The Forbidden Popsicle is a suppressor that has heated up and is red hot (and therefore glowing) and due to its shape which is similar to a push-pop ice cream, it gives the appearance of a red/orange/yellow Popsicle, hence the nickname.
A suppressor, more commonly known as a silencer (which is a marketing term coined very effectively by a company), is a device that attaches to the end of the barrel of a firearm and reduces - not eliminates - the sound after being fired. It does this by trapping the gas inside little chambers called baffles within the suppressor when a bullet passes through after being fired. The expanding gases from the burnt gunpowder that have pushed the bullet forward, or are coming out of the barrel, the gun, and some of its fills into the suppressor.
If you’re using a suppressor on your firearm and you are shooting a lot of rounds through it in a short amount of time or in succession, the heat from the gas begins to heat up the metal. Eventually, it gets so hot that is causes the metal to start glowing red. This would happen to any metal when heated up; Take a paper clip and hold it under a BIC lighter, same result but from different heat sources.
And this is where the term forbidden popsicle comes from since it looks like a popsicle when it is glowing red hot.
Further reading:
Suppressors go by several names:
Silencer, Cans, Freedom Cans, awesome, & expensive lol.
Moral of the story: get a Popsicle
“ after that mag dump, your suppressor looks like a forbidden popsicle”
Gosh, I want to forgotten popsicle so much but I don’t feel like paying the tax stamp and waiting a millennium for it”
“ Forbidden Popsicles are awesome. Everybody should have one! but the commies make it hard”
Why... The... Fuck
damn I wanna eat a table popsicle
A person that has been frozen then defrosted, Drawn from various science fiction sources it is based on the assumption that such a person would need to justify a potentialy very distant birth date.
Cop questioning ID “yea you don’t look 346 years old, you got a beauty secret.” Citizen “I’m a Meat popsicle.”
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A Canadian Popsicle. The act of wrapping your penis in bacon and then letting a moose feast upon it. A fun twist can also involve covering the bacon in syrup.
Alex- Hey Mike what are you doing ?
Mike- Oh nothing just about to go give a Moose a "Canadian Popsicle" !
Alex- o_O
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