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The proper term for a silencer, a cylindrical or occasionally rectangular device that attaches to the end of a firearm or is sometimes built into it, to "suppress", or reduce the sound signature of the muzzle blast, thus making the weapon significantly quieter. Requires subsonic ammunition for proper sound reduction. The device itself consists of a tube that attaches to the weapon, usually by threads or a fast-attach device and has any number of designs of baffles, ballistic wipes or mesh to trap and disperse the hot expanding gas, so that it is at a much lower pressure when it leaves the unit, which reduces noise signature and flash. Often, water, lithium grease or coolant are added to "wet" suppressors, to make quieter by further cooling the gases. Revolvers can't be suppressed, but many semi-automatic handguns and most rifles can, with the proper barrels, tuning and ammunition.
Common tool for special operations personnel and assassins for covert elimination of enemies or targets, government agents and SWAT teams for raids, hunters in Europe for noise control and American ranchers and civilian hobbyists who pay a $200 BATFE tax stamp. Popular with more sophisticated criminals as well, who obtain or produce them illegally.
"Okay, with my USP 9mm Compact, custom titanium suppressor and subsonic hollowpoints, the loudest noise these terrorist fucks are gonna hear is a pop, the slide cycling, the round slamming into the hostile's skull and his body hitting the floor. Works for me..." (Jack Bauer kicks the door kicks in, terrorist's head blows out, body hits the ground and craps its pants)
Suppressed .22s, the world's finest pest elimination tool, are so damn quiet that you practically can't hear them, so that nobody around you will know what happened when I shoot you with it and you suddenly fall dead. Food for thought.
Suppressed automatic weapons are some of the most fun that you will ever have with your pants up. Highly recommended, especially for terrified, reality-avoiding liberals who think that everything down to sharp pencils and cocks over 5 inches should be banned. "Oh Jesus, this is so much fun! Quick, somebody call the politicians to pass more laws to save me from myself, before I start thinking for myself again!"
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To put silence to and/or bring to an end
Johnny Lovin was suppressed by Jimmy Jerkin's suppressed gun
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Placing toilet paper in a toilet to make your poop silent.
Someone was in the stall next to me, so I had to use a shit suppressor.
A small amount of toilet paper floating just above the waters surface so when one needs to Bomb Korea it doesn't make a loud splashing noise.
"I had to take a dump and I didn't want anyone to here me so I used a toilet suppressor".
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Meat Suppressor meet sΙ prΓ©sser (noun)
Meat Suppressing meet sΙ prΓ©ssing(adj)
1) A person who has intentions of interfering with, or to physically/verbally interfere with a person who is conversing with, getting acquainted with, or hooking up with the opposite sex.
2) A person who knowingly destroys opportunities for friends to find relationships/sexual hookups due mostly to jealously, or mainly just to be an asshole.
3) Also known as Cock Blocking or to Cock Block
1) Joey was sitting down at the bar talking to a girl. And when it was noticed that they were having a great time and hitting it off, Lisa came over and butted in and starting asking Joey if they were going to leave soon cause Lisa was bored. She is such a meat suppressor.
2) I met this amazing girl last night, and after a couple hours we decided to go back to my house to get to know each other better. We're about get it on and my roommate came into the living room and started watching TV. It was apparent that my roommate was meat suppressing me.
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Another word for a condom
Hey do you wanna have sex?
Sure lemme go get my load suppressor