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friend 1: yo remember that girl bucko from school?
friend 2: yeah bro i remember her why?
friend 1: well she came over my house and sucked my pork sword saturday night
friend 2: you lucky bastard! figures you get your dick sucked b4 i do.
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when somebody you know is acting gay or very highkey homo and you want to let them know but quietly.
“bro he’s got as fuck.”
“how pork pogment of you”
Similar to meat hammer with more of a shoveling motion.
I got caught Pork Shoveling your mom's trench last night!
to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies
(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)
Are you porking the beans tonight?
When you are feeling "Wowed" about something that astonished you!!!!!!!!
(In extreme situations the "G" will disappear then will become "NO PORKIN WAY"..also can be explained with three pig emojis 🐷🐷🐷)
Kyle : "do you eat cardboard"
Dad: "No porking way"
Kyle: "yes porking way"
When a guy gets the perfect pinch, roll, scratch technique in just the right spot on his balls. This is the greatest pleasure a man can feel.
Omg yes I just got the best pork scratching
In college, when a bed is un-lofted, and the extra supports are used to make a box around the bed. The box is covered with a blanket.
All the neighbors think my roommate's pork fort is so cool. They all want to use it.