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Means a male that is a pussyhole, basically doesn't fight nor stand up for himself
Yo that guy is a straight porridge boy cuz
Pressing the penis' tip firmly to your girlfriend's anus hole, unbeknownst to her while she's sleeping; slowly milking out a hot load of semen and ejaculating the whole shot directly into her butt without waking her up.
After me and Wendy had had a few drinks and some sex, she decided to stay the night over, so while she was sleeping I cuddled up tightly to her backdoor and fed her some communist porridge.
A rather large girl/man eating ass out with creamed corn smeared on their face.
She growled that ass like a bulldog eating porridge on a warm Sunday afternoon.
Spunk, sperm, spooge, jizz, cum, ejaculate.
Along the same lines of baby gravy.
"Hey baby girl, come gulp down some people porridge"
An unexpected turn of events usually involving personality changes
Hannah Montana to current day miley. 'Miley is on the next level of salty porridge I don't fancy that shitzzel for my breakfast
To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.
Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.
Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.
When you leave porridge out for too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off porridge tastes like shitty oats.