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The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.
Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.
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A male who has sex with a female, cums inside her, and then bites her head off and eats her entire body for sustenance.
Bro, we were stranded on that island for years. Once we ran out of food the only thing I could do to her was the Reverse Praying Mantis.
Someone who always talks about how they want to be in a relationship, but they always end up going to the bar and slaying unsuspecting hoochies/fuckbois like its their job.
The sequel to "The boy who cried wolf">>> "The girl who became a praying romatis"
As soon as Janice has one drink, her standards go out the window and she turns into a 'praying romatis'. Her relationships never work out.
The act of traveling alone to another country on a whim to find oneself, especially after going through a difficult time. Normally associated with pictures posted all over on Facebook of everything they eat and see while abroad.
Person 1: “Have you heard from Mike since he got fired?”
Person 2: “From his Facebook story it looks like he’s been Eat, Pray, Loving around Montréal.”
Person 1: “Oh dear. Well at least he can collect unemployment”
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Hey Jordan... Didn't you go to some Muslim religious site where you're not supposed to pray and then pray anyway and then post a video about praying in public? I'm pretty sure that's a thing that happened.
Hym "Praying in plubic is something Christians do all the time. Public moments of silence. Politicians pray in public all the time. Jordan Peterson doesn't care about people praying in public. He's just making up imaginary moral failing so he has an excuse to demonize people.
So... When Russell "the (alleged) little girl rapist" Brand... Chants the rosary in front of 11 million people... Jordan "Almost not a Dr" Peterson has nothing to say about it...
Hym "But when 'The Woke!' are
✌️✊️✌️Praying in public✌️✊️✌️ in a vague and abstract sense... It's evidence of their falsehood or the falsehood of their immortality.... But when Russell LITERALLY PRAYS IN PUBLIC... Reciting a chant for a religion in which he doesn't believe... Nothing. Radio silence. So, his excuses are pretend. Doesn't give a shit about
✌️✊️✌️Praying in public✌️✊️✌️ Embarrassing. Fraudulent."
But it ISN'T that.
Hym "You're analogizing praying in public with the thing they are doing which means they aren't actually violating the principles of the moral system to which you pretend to subscribe. You have pretend (literally) they are violating your moral principles because you aren't actually capable of expressing why they are wrong. I (on the other had) DO NOT DO THAT. You're a dishonest piece of shit and I am not, Jordan."