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Whiskey Promise

A promise made while intoxicated that you have no intention in keeping.

Greg said he was going to let us use his parent's ski house, but it was just a whiskey promise.

by krolls March 4, 2013


promise ๐Ÿ˜Š

the biggest lie one direction has ever told. aside from denying knowing anything about rbb, but that's a whole other thing.

directioners: "will there be a one direction reunion?"
one direction (specifically louis): "promise ๐Ÿ˜Š"

by sunflowervol6 April 25, 2022


The Promised Neverland

Emma, an age 11 orphan living in Grace Field House, a orphanage housing her and 37 other orphans. They live life, with plentiful food, plush beds, clean clothes, games and the love of their "Mom". Their education is seen as an important part of their development, and Emma with her two best friends Norman and Ray, always excel in the regular exams. They allowed to go anywhere expect to venture beyond the perimeter wall or gate which separate the house from the outside world.One day, a girl named Conny is sent away to be "adopted", but Emma and Norman follow with her favorite stuffed animal toy. At the gate, they find Conny dead and discover the truth about their existence in this orphanage โ€“ to be raised as meat for demons. Emma and Norman plan with Ray to escape from Grace Field House with the others,but Norman is taken off to be "adopted". Emma and Ray then decide to escape with some of their siblings, leaving half of the younger kids behind.The escapees find life outside Grace Field House is filled with dangers, but they become determined to return to free their remaining siblings, along with children from the other Farms. They encounter demons , but two others who aid them in their quest. Emma and Ray later meet up with Norman and together with their allies, they fight a battle for freedom against the demon queen and the human Peter Ratri who manages the Farms.Emma secures the freedom of all the children and re makes "The Promise", bringing all of them to the human world.

The promised Neverland is so sad

by NEZUKO CHANNNN August 7, 2022


a wipe and a promise

A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.

Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"

Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"

by smendler September 20, 2010


Conrow Promise

When someone tells you that there are going to be a group of sexy asian girls at a specific location. Term came about by the infamous Justin Conrow.

Im Definitely going to the club tonight, i got the Conrow promise and i have yellow fever tonight.

by Bobby Dangerous February 20, 2009


Cross-promised

When you make a promise whilst crossing your fingers. Meaning that you don't have to keep your promise.

'I was so annoyed when she cross-promised'

by Blonest May 4, 2019


purple promise

A false promise, especially one which is on conditional terms that are difficult or impossible to check (at least, for the recipient of the promise), so that there's some measure of plausible deniability as to whether the promise was kept.

"They told us that we'd all get our bonuses if performance standards across the whole company rise by 15% this year. What a purple promise!"

"He's made us another purple promise in the election campaign, apparently he's going to 'help protect the environment' -- whatever that means."

The term originated as the name of an internal marketing strategy at FedEx wherein profit sharing bonuses are only given out if performance numbers meet certain goals throughout the whole company -- something which few employees would have the ability to actually check. Within the company, the plan has also been jokingly referred to as "The Purple Carrot (On A Stick)".

by Cale- June 7, 2007

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