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So fat and he has so many fat rolls that it stinks so much like he literally has shit saints on his pants you are fat so Geary fat
So fat he literally is at the back of the bus and ways it down and when he makes sexy time he poop shit fart you are so gay
Cole rant fat
some shit that you do when your tired of scrubbing weird bubbly shit all over your body
Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?
Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.
Did you hear that bitch, she took off on Jenelle last night during her shower rants.
A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.
"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
Ranting? Okay...
Why the heck is the word short longer then the word long?
Why are pineapples called pineapples?! I don’t see a pine and it doesn’t look like an apple!
Why do spiders exist?! Can they please exist somewhere else?!
Why is quick attack so strong in the Pokémon anime?!
Why do people argue in group projects so much?!
Why do some Pokémon take baby steps and some chase you at the SPEED OF SOUND
When are you gonna use 90% of geometry they teach in school in real life if your not a builder?!
Why does too much mint taste spicy?!
Why do people say where in among us more then I do irl?!
Why am I here?!
Person 1: Are you okay?
Me: I’m sorry, I argue and rant too much. I have a ranting issue.
ranting is letting your feelings escape you instead of bottling up.
you can rant by telling others, writing it out, screaming it to yourself, speaking to a therapist and many more options.
when you rant you realise that you feel better even though all those things may still be there you feel like you’ve overcome a step and moved on to the next.
It’s like an obstacle course where you have to get through one challenge to get to the next.
you will get through this no matter what.
you deserved better y/n
you have so much potential in life please do not give up
I love you. you belong here idc if someone thinks you shouldn’t be here their opinion doesn’t matter
love yourself darling you will get through this I promise. <3
jasmine: hey i feel like ranting is the best option for me right now do you mind if I do?
holly: yes sure darling go ahead I’m listening