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The Great Cans Of No Return

Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.

The Great Cans of No return, are not to be taken lightly. They will end your ass!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015


Whole Body Return

Whole Body is a beautifully run and managed department in the establishment of Whole Foods Market. There is also a section called Whole Body Return, where you return purchased items from that department you don't want. Whole Body Return is also used as a metaphor when others feel they're being treated wrong as if their vessel/body doesn't matter.

Whole Foods Employee 1: You know, you make me feel like a Whole Body Return.
Whole Foods Employee 2: Damn, I do? I'm sorry if I made you feel that way.

by lordknosdisciple1 November 30, 2022


The Oden's Return to Sender

After performing The Oden on a fortunate female, you send the severed head to the female's place of residence. Its funny because, not only is the severed head decaying in a box, but nobody's gonna be home to open the perishing package.

I sent "The Oden's Return to Sender" first class priority mail yesterday. The package better arrive at her place tomorrow or I'm gonna be pissed with the post office!

by Old Norse Õthinn November 20, 2006


Cow return grass

A joke between the totally rad CaptainSparklez, the quite rad Karacorvus, and the not rad, but still pretty cool X33N, where they played a minecraft map made by the genius Henzoid, when Karacorvus had to describe a clock.

COW RETURN GRASS. COW RETURN GRASS!!

by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022


Return to Castle Wolfenstein

Modern revisit to the classic dawn of id software, and a stark change from the originals of the series (like Wolfenstein 3D). True to the FPS format, RtCW takes B.J Blazkowicz back to Nazi Germany, working for the Office of Secret Actions, where he must escape his dungeon prison Castle Wolfenstein, uncover the secret projects of the SS (e.g. the Venom gun and the the Super Soldier project), and eventually return to the castle to defeat the Nazi's ultimate weapon: the reincarnated Heinrich.

RtCW gives a modern spin on the Wolfenstein series and features many actual weapons and figureheads of the era (Colt 1911, Luger, Himmler) and several ficticious creations (the Venom, Tesla, and Lopers).

by Wasser_Spiegel July 02, 2005


return close face

when a person performs a close face on you, you can returns the favor by performing the return close face where you moving your face closer to their face to scare them off. Works well on people with homophobic nature.

My roommate pulled the close face on me so I had to use the return close face to fend them off.

by Midwood August 12, 2010


law of diminishing returns

What a state with a deposit on beverage-containers unwittingly enacts upon itself by not adjusting the amount of said deposit in response to inflation.

Maine's five-cents-per-container deposit began in early 1977, and yet it's still only that exact same amount today --- yup, in well over FORTY YEARS, the amount of "green" that you get for recycling a soft-drink bottle or beer can hasn't gone up past just a nickel, even though a "Tommy disc" isn't worth nearly so much nowadays as it was "way back when"! It's no wonder, therefore, that fewer and fewer people are bothering to actually cash in their own drink-containers or pick up ones that litterbugs have tossed... sounds like da classic "law of diminishing returns" to me... yep, da state had originally voted in da returnable-bottle law in an effort to reduce waste and beautify our countryside, but nowadays our roadsides and parks are actually MORE cluttered than ever before!

by QuacksO November 17, 2018