rolled rug

Rolling a migit in a rug and rolling it down a steep muddy hill

Dude I got drunk and I so did a rolled rug

Head Rug

If the word wig is weird to you just use head rug instead

Bald person got a new wig
“I love your new head rug!”

Rug Munchkin

An adorably petite lesbian.

Rowan: "Whoa. That cute little chick over there is like totally hot!"
Duncan: "You're not her type, dude. Rug Munchkin."
Rowan: "What?"
Duncan: "She only munches rug."
Rowan: "Damn..."

Rug Rager

A 'Rug Rager' is somebody who licks carpet/vagina all day every day, they can't hepl themselves to a little bit of carpet licking.

Chris: I met this hot chick last night, turns out she's a rug rager
Joe: Man that sucks.

Road Rug

A dead animal that has been run over so many times that its flat shape resembles a rug.

Guy: Did you find my dog?
Neighbor: Yeah, but he’s a road rug now...

sucking rugs

A salacious way of saying you are going to clean carpets and/or rugs, meant to make the non-carpet cleaning layman you are having a conversation with question if you are actually going to clean any carpets at all, or if you are just performing cunnilingus for your customers.

Scott could hardly talk when he got home after spending an entire day sucking rugs.

Rug mug

Female version of the cock block. When one girl prevents another girl from getting action.

Melissa totally tried to rug mug Chelsey last night by talking smack about her to Kingston.