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Pocket Secret

(n.) Your "deepest, darkest" secrets, stowed away in a tiny pocket within your mind. When asked to share a secret, we generally skim over these because they are either too dark to be revealed to others, or are locked within our subconscious - because your conscious mind could not handle the vulgarity of the act(s) - and sometimes only in our slumber are we ever aware of these. Pocket secrets are shared on the rarest occasions, if ever.

Barbie: Tell me a secret
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)

by lyssaloo September 8, 2009

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Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret: Lace in your ass-crack is uncomfortable.

Victoria's Secret must stay secret, or else she'll be poor.

by GAWII October 24, 2008

694๐Ÿ‘ 256๐Ÿ‘Ž


secret chill

A friend's partner that they don't want you to know about

He's got a few secret chills, Shakira is just one of them

by shntrnr August 20, 2014


Secret Juice

Secret Juice (noun) is a concoction of ingredients blended into a liquid intended for consumption, with the belief that it will enhance athletic performance.

As of 2022, Secret Juice is not listed as a banned substance by the United Stated Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), and is therefore permitted for use by various athletic organizations, namely, the world wide premier MMA promotion, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).

Secret Juice was patented by Brazilian UFC fighter Paulo Costa in 2022.

The ingredients remain a closely guarded secret.

Drinking Secret Juice once a day has shown to improve life expectancy by 7.5 years.

by NickyHans August 30, 2022


Secret Hitler

A social deception board game similar to Werewolf or Among Us. This game is

Each player is on one of two teams, the Liberals or the Fascists, but nobody knows anyone's role except for their own. Throughout the game, the group votes on which players they trust to perform certain duties, such as enacting legislation that will advance either the liberals' or fascists' agenda, investigate players to gather intelligence, or killing some to remove them from the game entirely. The game ends when either one side has completed their agenda, or if the player with the "Secret Hitler" role (the captain of the Fascist team) gets elected/killed.

The game is very easy to learn, fun to play, and a great way to see how well you can read your friends when they may be trying to lie to you

"Hey man do you want to come over tonight to play Secret Hitler?"

"Sure! Last time we played, Kendra completely had me fooled and convinced me she was on my team when she was trying to kill me the whole time!"

by BrunoMan December 29, 2021


sitting on a secret

Commonly used by drag queens, means 'to have a dick' or to be 'sitting on a dick'.
Phrase inspired by the infamous and iconic drag queen Alyssa Edwards on Rupaul's Drag Race: Season 5. She is also known for saying "Back rolls" and "look how orange you fucking look, girl".
song written on Rupaul's Drag Race: All Stars 3, sung by Milk, Chi Chi Devayne, Aja, Morgan McMichaels, and Thorgy Thor.

Man 1: oh, look at that girl over there. She's hot.
Man 2: nah, dude. That 'chick' is sitting on a secret.

by sepearl24 April 25, 2018


Ninja Secret

A secret that not even the secret keeper or teller knows.
No one knows so its a ninja secret.

Person 1 " so hows life"

Person 2 " its a secret"

Person 1 " you can tell me your secret"

Person 2" its a ninja secret"

Person 1 " what?!"

Person 2 " I dont even know the secret, there for its a ninja secret"

by secretkeeper524 January 19, 2012