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When your significant other is wise to your chocolate mustache moves and you have to stick a finger in your own ass then give her a mustache. Just to keep the element of surprise.
Guy: yeah so my lady knows when I am about to give her a dirty sanchez.
Buddy: well man once or twice is fine but 80 or 90 times is too many. She’s going to know it’s coming.
Guy: well I figured out a way around it I stuck a finger in my own ass then got her with it. And she didn’t even see it coming. I call it the selfie Sanchez.
Buddy: I love the way you guys keep the relationship fresh in the bedroom.
When a picture selfie in and of itself tells the whole story so no caption or text is required. When your friend sends you a photo of him/herself in a situation that needs no further explanation.
I texted Rob to see how his night was going, when he responded with a pic, it was selfie-evident.
1) The act of taking a picture of yourself and trying to make it look like someone else has photographed you in a candid, natural, un-posed moment.
2) Capturing yourself in a moment and making it look like someone other than yourself found your pose so interesting it had to be captured in a photograph.
3) Being your own paparazzi
The lookaway selfie she posted on Facebook is weird.
A selfie (photograph taken of oneself) made to look like it was taken while the subject had no idea they were being photographed.
Nice candid selfie profile pic!
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The act in which a woman bends over, spreads their butt cheeks with one hand, and uses the other free arm to reach behind and photograph their anal sphincter in order to send it to another individual on an internet dating site.
I wanted to see if this chick was {d.t.f.} so I asked her to send me a butthole selfie.
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A girl who takes an outrageous number of selfies
Hey that girl Sarah is the Selfie Queen
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The falsely derived and inflated sense of self-worth coming from the posting of a highly attractive selfie.
It’s clear to all of us that she’s running on pure selfie steam at this low point in her life.
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