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when you nuttsack is longer than your dick
my shlong sack is so hard
dayum that girl is hiding a shlong slayer under dem jeans.
Since slendermen has long limbs this extends to his dick - slender shlong
Kennedy - hey do you think slendermen has a big dick
Susie - yeah haven’t you seen the slender shlong
A giant dildo not even the people with the strongest wills can take on.
“Ranch couldn’t defeat the dildo shlong and his asshole was defeated”
When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick
Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly
Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.
A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)
John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"