the hottest being on the planet
im gonna go on a date with shrek
shrek daddy~
The best person in the world. All you bitches should be proud.
Shrek is amazing.
An massive ogre who will rip your ass to shreds. His foreskin has many layers to keep your ass cheeks tight.
The lord of communism, the greatest living in the universe and everyone simps for him. No one can compare to his greatness. He is running for president and his vice president will be phill swift. Shrek is god, shrek is life, SHREK IS SHREK.
a synonym for God, and the anwser to everything.
Person 1; What's the best movie ever.
Person 2; Shrek
Person 1; Who's the migthigest god in the universe
Person 2; Shrek'
Person 1; Who has the biggest penis on the planet¨
Person 2; Shrek
A ogre whos also part monke and has frand called donke. He likes to eat humans. He is a god and rank 4th in coolest people in the world. He is also a lil thicc due to ogrey.
Oh my god thats shrek do you think he will eat my eye!