skate 3

Skate 3 is surprisingly a fucking skate board game

Nerd: CN u do an froontflip on skate 3???

Man: I don't give two shits

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skate poser

1. Someone who wears skate clothes (usually element, etines and DC's) but doesn't skate
2. Someone who skates for popularity (they normally aren't any good)
3. Someone who skates for guys/girls
4. Someone who claims they skate but just goes to the skate park
5. What mean advanced skaters sometimes call beginners

see poser

1. Broc is always wearing element tees but I know he doesn't skate.
2. John only goes skates so he can get popular
3. Lily skates cause she thinks guys will like her for it
4. Joe says he skates but he never brings his board to the park
5. "You suck, ur such a skate poser"

Poser: Dude I love to skate
Real Skater: Me too want to go the skate park?
Poser: Sure, I just got a new pair of Etnies
Real Skater: Etnies suck man, I have Fallen
Poser: O that sux did u break anything?
Real Skater: Poser...

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Skating with Celebrities

The downfall of civilization and all that is good in the world.

Skating with Celebrities is a bullshit Reality TV show (not suprisingly on FOX), starring skaters nobody really gives a damn about, and celebrities that are not celebrities. (Does anybody even remember Dave Coulier?)

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poop skate

1. the act of slipping in poop, when crossing the lawn or what have you.
2. to have poop on your shoe, and smear it when walking indoors.

Noun: Please put your Poop skates outside.
Verb: Watch yourself when you run across the lawn like that, you might poop skate.

Skate board

A thing that twelve year olds normally buy from Walmart just to go to the skate park and pose

Hey Jimmy let's go to the skate board
(they sit the whole time)

Skate-Boaster

A skateboarder who loves to brag about the tricks or stunts they have/can do. They will often defend, to the death, the claims they make.

"Oh. My. God, you guys. I totally landed a switch hard-flip down a five-stair yesterday!"
"Dude, you are so full of it, you can't even varial."
"No! I'm serious! I can totally do it!"
"No, you can't. You're such a skate-boaster"
"*sigh* You're right."

truck skating

An Iowa winter outdoor activity where you take your truck (usually a 1500 or larger) and drive on the ice and snow for fun, sliding around on purpose.

Jimmy and I are going truck skating with the new 4X4.