Reach For The Sky

"Reach For The Sky" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Reach For The Sky" is when you tether your member to the foot of a migrating gander.

"But Master, when I Reach For The Sky," Apurnahamapam countered, "would not the Pteradactyl make for more delight?" "Nay my son, the path to Nirvana must be strolled, not run!"

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Is the sky blue?

This is a response to an obvious question.

Scotty: Did your wife annoy you today?
Jimmy: Is the sky blue?

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sky head

The act of receiving a blow job whilst piloting a plane, which is much cooler than piloting a helicopter.

I got the best sky head from some slut while flying my learjet to Vegas.

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Velvet Sky

A wrestler for total nonstop action wrestling. She and her partner Angelina Love have the biggest, nicest asses in all of pro wrestling. She makes men cum in their pants. Her signature phrase is "Holler".

Person 1: Damn do you see that ass on Angelina Love?

Person 2: No I was too busy looking at Velvet Sky's.

Person 1: Damn Greg Helms is stupid for breaking up with her.

Person 2: Holler!

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sky daddy

euphemism for god

go cry to your sky daddy

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Explosions in the Sky

Explosions in the Sky are Post Rock a band from Texas. Some of their songs include 'Snow and Lights' and 'Time Stops'.

Their albums include 'The Earth is not a Cold Dead Place'.

Their muisc syle is similar to that of 'Godspeed You! Black Emporer' (some people think, I think).

"Are you going to the 'Explosions in the Sky' concert tonight?"

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Rimming the sky

When you're playing skyrim

"Where's Bob?"

"Oh, he's in his room rimming the sky"

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