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The struggle to reach the top of the hill before your beverage freezes; ultimately, a metaphor for the human condition.
Eddie got thrown in the ditch by saxophone player from Regina, therefore his beverage had time to pass that quick stage between "slushy" and "frozen". That's olde time sledding for you!
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Wedging a poop covered penis in between a butt crack and sliding it back and forth, which leaves a little poop trail behind.
The other night I performed a mexican bob sled on some chick's behind. Awkward, to be sure, and she won't shit right for a week.
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First off, the girl must be wearing a Viking Hat before you start having sex. Then you go outside in the snow, both of you totally naked and have sex. When it's time for you to bust, you bust on her stomach and then push her down the hill, thus creating the norwegian sled ride.
"Bro, I just gave someone the Norwegian Sled Ride, it was the best thing since I gave her the Birmingham Booty Call."
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A vile act where during sexual intercourse in the “doggy-style” position a ban will attempt to spread the anus of the female/male and push his or her head through the tough sphincter. Once the head is all the way through the women must yell “YEEE-HAWE”
“Hey Jeff why do you look down today?”
“ well Mikey last night I was in trouble”
“ oh what’s wrong bro”
“ it was my first time doing Open Anus Sledding”
“I’ll teach you, don’t worry”
an artic sled dog occurs during sex when the male partner sticks an ice cube in the females anus and then smacks her on the ass hard enough to crush the ice cube before it melts while yelling mush at the top of his lungs
The inappropriate use of a tobaggon. The act of forcefully inserting said tobaggon through the anal orifice of a male or female partner, usually resulting in the tearing and/or mastadonic laceration of the anus and surrounding tissue. A twisting or side-to-side credit card sweep can be employed for increased sensation.
I can't sit down today because I was hardcore rough sledding last night.
"Hey Rosco, how about we go for some rough sledding, tomorrow at your place. I'll bring the sled."
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To whip out your dick at a fruit stand, ice cream store, or ice cream aisle at a grocery store
"I'm gonna go ride the banana sled at Kroger. Wanna come?