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When you fuck a slipper and your cocks skin gets ripped off.
Doctor: Young man... did you uh.... fuck a slipper?"
Young Bill Clinton: Um yeah... why?
Doctor: This is definitely a case of Slipper Cock
A Hotel Slipper is when you manage to get all 5 of your toes inside a womans anus and make an attempt to walk around with her on the end of your foot.
She was lying on the bed face down, i dipped all 5 toes down the dirt track like a hotel slipper.
When you rub jalapeños on your condom and the have sex with a girl. Hence the burn
I gave Shari a burning slipper and she screamed loudly
Is that a burning slipper or did you give me an std?
When a hoe ass bitch shaves all of that sweet puss but leaves a long soul patch looking thing on her taint.
I was goin' down on that hoe Shaquanda until I saw she had a taint slipper
the vigorous act of rubbing your foot up and down between the breasts creating the figurative slipper between the two pillows of breasts.
that bitch has such a huge foot fetish, she asked for a pillow slipper.
a person who owns the nipple slippage of their own titties usually done unknowingly but when realized they don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuhhhhck! You own that nip slip.
Hey, don't be ashamed to be a nip slipper, own that shit!!
When you cum on a girls feet. Giving them a sparkly shine, similar to slippers with Swarovski crystals. For the princess in your life.
Skeet skeet on her feet, give that bitch some Disney slippers.