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waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"
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When a man masterbates or strokes his penis
All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!
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The recipient of frequent masturbation, usually a sock or old tee-shirt.
Something smelled like graham crackers. It was a washcloth he used as a spank rag, which he kept under his bed.
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a red sexual object, that resembles a devils triton, has a tendancy to spank peoples backsides, when they are least expecting. Is uncontrolable, will feel uncontrolable pleasure if this happens to you.
woman walks down street, drops keys, bends over, and THE SPANKING STICK strikes at full Pelt.
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Someone who's life has been consumed by internet porn, and they spend all their time beating off in front of the computer.
Tommy turned into a spank monkey when his family got high speed internet service.
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The new way of asking someone if you're allowed to use their vape.
Hey bro do you mind if i spank the doof?
My friend was going to come over and hang out, but he was too busy spanking his doof.
A spank given only and exclusively by Tyler Middleton. These spanks are priceless, sensational, as well as very precious to one’s arse. Getting one of these can cost a pretty penny, but is well worth the money.
Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”
You: “Just received a Middleton Spank.”