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The sudden and uncontrollable appearance of the male condition(woody the woodpecker) whilst in surroundings entirely inappropriate, culminating in an attempt to unsuccessfully relieve one's self in the nearest restroom.
On a date with a girl and everything is going fine until the carnal love beast shows his face and threatens to ruin everything, On a bus in the morning whilst being gently rocked by the vehicles movement. "The date would have gone well, if it wasn't for me needing a bloody stevie special!"
The Handy Special is a Newbury Park legend, not a myth but fact. Commonly described as the ultimate pain of one’s popliteal, hammy, and calves. Lengend is told that The Handy Special is and only performed by BWH the legend himself, commonly performed with the grip end of a a driver with an extra stiff shaft, double armed swung directly to the back of one’s knee area. If one is a victim of The Handy Special should seek out medical attention immediately. If not treated will result in muscle failure, muscle decay, extreme foot fungus, ED, COPD, and tendency to change genders.
“Oh my lord that kid is late to the van, he’s getting the Handy Special”
“I wasn’t able to to produce offspring after that”
“First victim was Connor Phillpot”
Used by IT support people when referring to users who need "special attention". Usually non-technical people (especially HR) who:
- do not have any clue how to use a computer
- cannot see the obvious
- cannot read or follow simple instructions
- will constantly complain that "the system is broken" because they don't know how to use it
- don't know what a web browser is (sure sign they are using IE)
- are the very reason people should be licensed before being allowed near a computer
- are the bane of existence for all IT support people
Special Users are not limited to non-IT people. Especially ones who announce that they have 14 years of experience in IT, and then use terms like "reverse backslash".
IT support person 1: "Someone from HR just logged an incident. It says 'I can't can't submit this online form. It keeps giving me an error message. The system must be broken. Can you please investigate?'. And they have included a screenshot which clearly shows that they have not completed a mandatory field . . ."
IT support person 2: *Facepalm* "I'll flag them as a Special User, then send them an email explaining what a mandatory field is and what they need to do to "fix" it."
A Hamilton Special is a bundle of drunkenness usually reserved for high school and college-aged people who are blacking out on a budget. It consists of two Four Lokos of any flavor, one 32-oz. Bud Light Bottle (no 40's in FL), and one Black and Mild (preferably wood-tip and Wine flavored) to be smoked as a closing ceremony. The Hamilton Special derives its name from its price, as a $10 bill will have you Hamilton'd and ready to go in most areas.
Bro 1: "Bro, Zach threw up on my car and fucked my girlfriend!"
Bro 2: "Deal with it tomorrow, he's already a Hamilton Special deep"
Where you titan slam right in her twilight gap
Damn, Shaxx really gave her The Striker Special.
Fucking a girl doggy-style while standing in front of a wall and holding her arms behind her back. With every thurst, her face is rammed into the wall.
"Damn Nick, what'd u do to yo bitch last night? Her face is all fucked up!"
"Nothin. Just gave her the Fuddy Special..."
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Another word for retard rocket.
Runaway its the special vessel.
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