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A game played by adolescents and business professionals when bored with the contents of a lecture or meeting.
The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.
Paul was dozing during the sales meeting and did not notice Fran speed cocking all over his notes.
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A question that needs to be asked to determine the rate at which a particular task will be accomplished. Regardless of the reply, the task will be fucked up.
When hiring a person to do work for you that has a questionable look or intelligence about them, always ask: "Hey man, you on Weed or Speed?"
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driving really really fast, getting somewhere in a ridiculously short amount of time. Cutting many minutes off of the time ona GPS.
80 mph in a 25 mph zone
"dude you just drove Justin speed"
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To masturbate furious and achieve orgasm in a matter of seconds. Usually happens when a man suffers premature ejaculation or when he has very little time to masturbate.
I once did speed masturbation and climaxed in 15 seconds- a personal best.
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Holes in your car that makes it go faster.
Jorge said he was going to put speed holes on joes car with a pick axe.
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Noun (naval terminology): the highest speed commandable of a warship under normal (peacetime) conditions, succeeding the terms "normal", "regular" or "standard" speed, and (under wartime conditions) preceded sequentially in velocity by the terms "attack speed", and finally "ramming speed".
"Upon lookout sight of the enemy ships, the consul Quintus Arrius ordered his ships to come to flank speed."
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A bike with a single gear, similar to the days gone by when bikes didn't need a realm of cogs to propell itself forward. This is of course a free hub, not a fixie.
Dom was a pervert, he converted his geared mtb to a single speed.
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