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When you have an Erection caused by Viagra and after the viagra wears off you cannot shake the erection.
Callum: “Did you hear about my mate John he got with that fit bird last night?”
Andrew: “Yeah I heard he took Viagra for his little John and got a bare stiff wicket the next day!”
butt fucking whilst doing the electric slide
Me and my baby did the stiff jiggler last night and she sprained her ankle.
When a person or persons experience a serious medical emergency (heart attack, stroke, seizure, drug overdose, etc.) or falls victim to a tragic accident (car crash, falling down the stairs, etc) or senseless violent crime (drive by shooting, hit and run, machete attack, etc.) that leaves the person or persons dead and obviously helpless to fend off their attacker or a random stranger or their first responder or a good samaritan from stealing their personal belongings, I.e. wallet, phone, money, credit card, jewelry, gold teeth, etc. then they have been stiff jacked.
Paul: George, did you hear that John has been shot in front of his apartment by this complete madman?!?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?
When you punch your neighbors cat/dog in the nuts and sneeze at the same time.
Tim - "Dude did you just Stiff Nicholas my dog?"
John - "yeaaaaaaaa....."
An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.
"It's just a really stiff banana!"
A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.
Friend: Have you met Barry?
Me: Nah, but I’ve heard he’s a stiff blanket.