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A fuck buddy you definitely don’t want your parents to know about
I’m off to meet Stuart (I’m away to get my Nat King Cole)
A short boi who can only play rainbow six seige all day cuz he is lame, he also is hit on frequently by gay gym teachers and is occasionally refered to as “a dream”. Stuarts are small and run fast and have female troubles with slutty hoes possibly named tracy. And has intense dreams of orgys with foxes.
Cool dude:Yo that tracy wants your dick stuart
Stuart:she nasty as fuck bro
Cool dude: oh yeah i forgot you and the gym teacher ;)
Stuart: fuck off mate
Stuart is a mongo and nothing more than selfish basturd he has a problem of not giving a fuck about anyone or anything even his own kids
Paul: is that Stuart
Gordon: yep
Paul: take it that’s him left again
A Stuart is a person who looks up whilst underneath a fine crystal glass table whilst another person know as a Hanover sits on top of the table and defecates.
That man knows how to stop getting shit on himself, I bet he's a Stuart
Stuart is a person with a extremely small penis.
Stuart…Is it in yet? I can’t feel it….
stuart has a HUGE dick
someone"dude have you seen stuart?"
someone(1) "ya dude but i saw his dick first