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swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020


Hilary (Swank)

Having a wank in the shower

Got a date tonight so I'm going to have a Hilary (Swank)-shower wank) before I go out in case I get laid, so I can last longer!

by Mar Mar Superstar February 21, 2020


swank finger

A long middle finger used for giving directions

Follow my swank finger

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013


Swanked

The act of one getting their penis pulled

Tom swanked Steve in the locker room, Steve was sore for weeks

by Bob Stealman January 1, 2016


Swanked

Getting your ass beat regularly

Man I totally swanked that guy on that game last night

by Svvivel November 18, 2021


Swanked

Being stopped for a short or long but not permant time to wank

Dave- "yo Ive just been so fucking angry sorry its not you"

Freddy- "oh OK why u angry"

Dave "I got caught watching porn and got swanked"

by MakingMyOwn June 11, 2019


Swanking

Jacking off while swiping on tinder

Fuck I found jack's mum in tinder time for swanking and a pot noodle and a wank

by Swa ke September 22, 2023