A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage
Jonathon has a swanked dick
Having a wank in the shower
Got a date tonight so I'm going to have a Hilary (Swank)-shower wank) before I go out in case I get laid, so I can last longer!
A long middle finger used for giving directions
Follow my swank finger
The act of one getting their penis pulled
Tom swanked Steve in the locker room, Steve was sore for weeks
Getting your ass beat regularly
Man I totally swanked that guy on that game last night
Being stopped for a short or long but not permant time to wank
Dave- "yo Ive just been so fucking angry sorry its not you"
Freddy- "oh OK why u angry"
Dave "I got caught watching porn and got swanked"
Jacking off while swiping on tinder
Fuck I found jack's mum in tinder time for swanking and a pot noodle and a wank