A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage
Jonathon has a swanked dick
Having a wank in the shower
Got a date tonight so I'm going to have a Hilary (Swank)-shower wank) before I go out in case I get laid, so I can last longer!
The act of one getting their penis pulled
Tom swanked Steve in the locker room, Steve was sore for weeks
Getting your ass beat regularly
Man I totally swanked that guy on that game last night
Being stopped for a short or long but not permant time to wank
Dave- "yo Ive just been so fucking angry sorry its not you"
Freddy- "oh OK why u angry"
Dave "I got caught watching porn and got swanked"
The act of someone on a trapeze by their feet jerking off two men
I did an upside down double swank surpreme to bill and John yesterday
Jacking off while swiping on tinder
Fuck I found jack's mum in tinder time for swanking and a pot noodle and a wank