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The act of wanking to the beat of rap god and snorting cocaine off your step-Gammy’s sweaty ass crack
Damn bro I heard you were at your Gam Gam’s house doing a sweaty wanker.
You have had a long day and your junk is sweating. Your roommate has also had a long day and just passed out in the recliner. Simply drop your pants and put your balls in his eye sockets and your cock over his nose. He/she will resemble squidward from spongebob. (Google it if you do not know who he is)
Dude! Look Jared is giving Ethan a sweaty squidward!
Sweaty balls, just like sweaty boobs, are when u r running around and your balls are suddenly COVERED in a wet substance. Is it pee? no. Is it cum? no.
u have been diagnosed with a nice case of sweaty balls. to stop the sweaty balls, you must soak it in a cup of cocaine, a bucket if your narsty, then agressively massage the balls. agressively is doctor recommended. also u can get a love partner to massage them for you. if you have a special lover, you can also get a free crispy creme!! (not the donut)
oh yeah one more thing: u don't have to be a boy to have sweaty balls (if u know what I mean) *wink *wink
OMG whats on my balls!!
calm down, u just have a case of sweaty balls. come with me and we will get them figured out, i know a guy, who knows a guy.
thanks bro.
i'll also put in a free crispy creme *wink
Taking the easy option when playing football, either in real life or gaming (i.e Fifa) by making a short pass along the ground for a tap-in goal, rather than having some decency and trying to beat the keeper with a shot.
Typical, another "Sweaty Morton" goal
A fat, greasy, sweaty perv/pedo found hanging around schools, playgrounds and McDonald’s. Usually smells of cheese, is unshaven and breaths heavy due to weight and years of chain smoking.
Check out sweaty pork over there on the bench. Watch your kid.
We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.
My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.
Tequila shot with a Clamato back
Bartender: “what kind of shot would you like?”
-“a tequila shot with a clam back”
Bartender: “Oh, you mean a Sweaty Mexican.”
A girl on her knees symmetrically jerking a cock in each hand. The motion resembles the flapping of a sweaty pelican followed by a screaching plea for "caaaawk!"
Grasping two mackerel sized cocks, one in each hand, the Sweaty Pelican at once felt satiated in her natural environment and cried "caaawk!"