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Drink made from liquid shit and lots of fresh cum blended together
The Chocolate Swirly is the best drink ever.
(n)meaning full of swirls, curly queues etc.
that wrapping paper is so swirliful!
One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.
Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...
When you forget to do an easy assignment that ends up being worth almost an entire grade; The swirly vortex of zero
Nick! did you do your homework?
"nick" Nah, it was only worth like 5 points
"teacher" actually, class; that was your assessment for the week. it's worth 300 points.
*Everyone starts swirling their pens in a circle in the air*
OWNED BY THE SWIRLY VORTEX
When you grab a girl from behind and force her to her knees, pushing her face into a toilet bowl, then proceed to thrust into her from behind, with her face splashing into the water with each thrust.
"My makeup got completely ruined by the Cole Swirly"
when someone ejaculates in the toilet and the other person sticks their head in and consumes the cum putting them in a salty suprise trance while the person is getting the swirly they are getting fucked.
Joe Schum gave out a Salty Swirly to all the boys and they said it was real tasty.
The action of drowning someone in a prison toilet.
Two prison inmates in the bathroom get into a heated fight where they fight to the death, the one inmate gives the other a Shawshank Swirly.