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A guy's taint is the area between his asshole and his scrotum with an intoxicating smell that produces an instant boner.
I like to smell Matt's taint when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner!
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the area of the crotch which separates the genitals from the ass-crack.
It t'aint the ass, and it t'aint the pussy. It's just the ever-sensitive taint. It's its own thing.
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Man, I have been tainting so much recently! Feel these callus'!!
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the gender-ambiguous area between the butt and the private part
I always thought I was the one with the taint.
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A person who has dated,married,or had sex with someone you know is considered "tainted".
Their level of "taintedness" makes it questionable as to whether or not you should be involving yourself with that person,usually, and especially in an intimate manner.
There are several factors involved with determining the degree of a person's "taintedness", such as;
-How well one knows the person or people, that the tainted individual was with (and if you know and don't like that person, then the "taint factor" is waived and becomes more of a "Yeah, I banged that asshole's ex!)
-How long ago that relationship or encounter took place,
if that person had been with the "tainter" last night, their "taintedness" would be just about radioactive...
on the other end, there is a standard five year statute of limitations and the taint in most cases has worn off.
-Some degrees of "taint" are infinate, such as Brother's ex-wife, ex's of parents etc.
-The combinations of situations and connections are so numerous that there is no exact science for taint determination and each case must be evaluated on it's own.
In most cases there should be an individual who has the experience and knowledge to act as "Judge of the Taint" to rule on tainted individuals for you or your social circle,and that person's judgement should be taken into consideration before going ahead and doing whatever you were going to do in the first place.
Talk about "tainted" ! She used to be married to my best friend, before divorcing him last year, but she's so sexy, I'm gonna bang her, no matter how "tainted" she is.
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The six days between Christmas and New Year’s Eve.
“What day is it”
“I don’t know. It’s taint. I can’t remember either”
Person1: Hey look at Taint over there
Person2: Oh yeah it’s John Boy