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Where you ejaculate in a girls hair and spike it up.
"The Unicorn isn't a myth, I gave one to my girlfriend and she was shocked to see it after we fucked."
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a (hopefully temporary...but probably not) religious status on facebook in which the member wishes to capture the unicorn of her life but will most definitely never able to since he is in love with someone (or something) else. being part of this religion truly sucks. Commonalities: denial, hopefullness, ever-so declining self confidence and potential insanity.
Religious Views: unicornism.
I love him but he doesnt love me. I only have him as my unicorn, not that i would want to own him or anything.. awkward....
story of my life.
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A girl who is so beautiful that she attains mythical status and is impossibly far out of anyone's league.
Man, Nicole is so perfect... I wish she were my girlfriend. But alas, she is a unicorn.
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The first guy or girl you ever loved, the one that still pops into your head from time to time
Also known as "the one that got away"
That person you call crying when you're drunk because you "miss them so much"
"Is it bad that I just stalked through every single one of my unicorn's pictures on facebook?"
*Makes something to eat* "My unicorn used to eat..."
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The male version of 'cougar.' An older gay or bisexual man hitting on a younger man. They are called unicorns because they are horny and pretty.
I was watching the game at a bar, and this hottie hot, clearly in his late 40s, came and started hitting on me. Such a unicorn! rhino manther cougar
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An attractive girl who loves playing video games. She's a unicorn because she's a near myth.
The hottie who no one can beat at Guitar Hero is an absolute unicorn
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A horse with an ice-cream cone on its head
"hey is that a unicorn??"
"Nah mate, its just a cone on a horse"
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