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This is an emoticon, or 'smiley' such as :), :(, or ^_^. Its a guy sticking a finger in his/her open mouth as if to say "Blechh!" The : is the eyes. The < is the top of the mouth. The A is the finger, and the P is the bottom of the mouth with the tounge hanging out. This emoticon can be used to express dislike or disgust in something. It's recommended that you dont use it though, because it is VERY rarely used and people probably wont be able to figure out what the heck it is anyways.
Yujiki: Hey look at this ugly picture of our repulsive classmate whose name I shall not say
Shirou: Oh, ew, his face is so hideous!!! :<AP
Yujiki: Whoa watch out, you're gonna sit on that huge gum wad on your chair
Shirou: Yuck!!! :<AP :<AP :<AP!!! Thanks for warning me!
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1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.
2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.
"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"
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Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"
Woman: "No."
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Woman: "Have you found the problem?"
OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."
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Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"
Woman: "Why?"
Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."
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Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"
Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"
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A physical condition that can be caused by lots of a chafing, or over exposure to Swamp Ass. This condition causes the victim to walk in an odd manner (much like an ape) to avoid irritation. Typically occurs after sports activities, or long days of hard work.
Malcolm got walks like he has some mean Ape-Ass.
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2. Another word for dickhead.
Simple challenge...I call bullshit on that! MOTHER APE ASS!!
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A class taken by a group of overachievers, aiming to wow colleges by taking a unique class that's supposed to teach them to do college research papers. Upon applying for the class, students often have no idea of what to expect, but are calmed by the idea that they soon will. It's only until the day before the actual AP exam that students realize they still haven't figured out what the class is all about. Yet, when others ask them what the class is all about they are known to recite the exact description published by Collegeboard word for word. And while students often complain about the overwhelming workload, they are secretly comforted by the fact that it's their easiest AP and refuse to let the outside world uncover their darkest secret. The typical AP Seminar student is known for their deep desire to write and publish their own review book on the class in order to profit off the class before opponents such as Barrons or the Princeton Review can.
AP Seminar student applying for course: I have no idea what this course is all about
AP Seminar student day before AP exam: I have no idea what this course is all about
Non-seminar student: "What do you guys even do in AP Seminar?
AP Seminar student: "Oh, we learn really in depth college level research skills and learn to write Master level research papers. The class is all about argument..."
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Someone who is unattractive in an ape like way.
That ballplayer is ape ugly!
slang used by lp (little people-short statured people) they use ap as to *average height people*
lp talking to another lp: "my friend meg is an ap"
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