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To beat someone to the point where if they do not receive medical attention they will soon die.
Dude last week I want to court for batmanning Greg, ended up getting assault and battery and attempted murder.
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A variation of the teabag when you hang from somewhere (such as a doorframe) putting your nuts at eye level with the person to be batmanned. You then proceed to place your nuts on the person's head as normal for a teabag.
John totally batmanned Kristen when she walked into the breakroom!
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A man with mad, wicked skill in pleasing his partner with a multitude of gadgets.
My boyfriend pulled a batman last night with my new vibrator.
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When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!
To successfully do this one should put up a lamp behind oneself so you get a shadow effect that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.
"I would totally batman dat gilf"
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1. YOUR COCK IS A FUCKEN BAT
2. fucken shit your cock is a bat now
3. cock = bat
see also fuckshit, COCKFACEFUCKER, BATMAN is GHEY
OMFG,LOLZBBQ,LMFAO!!!Ono3no3n, my cockz0r is t3h batz0rs!!!oneoneoneEENLEVEN.
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When you're with a girl that likes to use Anal Beads on you, she puts down a tarp for when she pulls them out and you defecate.
Either one of you then pics up the tarp that is covered in Seaman and faeces and wear it like a cape and start flapping around the room, creating the illusion you are a bat.
far out man did you here Derrick gave Randy Mandy the The Batman last night" "Yeah i heard he swooped on her like an Eagle
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A batman jizz is when a young man is..uh...getting frisky with a young lady and pull out real quick, jizzes in his hand or a bowl and suprises the chick by wiping a huge jokerman-like smiles across her mouth with the jizz, says in a creepy tone "why so serious?" and then proceeds to tackle her in a rough but sexy manner. good luck children. invented by corinne:)
guy 1: i just batman-ed this chick last night
guy 2: did she like it?
guy 1: well, she kicked my ass in the wrestling part.
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