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1. To exit a scene without anyone being aware of it
2. To jump down from higher ground and attack an unsuspecting individual or group thereby gaining the element of surprise in a fight
1. Friend #1: Man where did Zach go?
Friend #2: Yeah he was just here.
Friend #1: I think he just Batmanned us.
2. Anthony totally Batmanned Max with a Laser Sword in Halo 3
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(Verb). To be set upon with terrifying force before you know what the hell hit you.
"I just got Batmanned and can't feel my legs."
"I just got Batmanned and now have severe internal bleeding."
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To disappear into thin air like batman does.
Bob and Sally went to dinner. The check came. Sally looked towards bob, he was gone. "Crap! He batmanned again!"
Lisa told Bob she was pregnant. Time to Batman
1. To have someone disappear from you in a manner in which they can neither be seen nor heard. This often done when someone has been speaking looks away and finds that you are no longer in the area.
2. When someone uses their logic knowledge of your behavior/weaknesses and detective skills to either claim victory in a fight or obtain some sort of advantage over you
1. Harvey Dent: So how are you gonna get him back any
(sees Batman has left)
Jim Gordon: Yea he does that.
Harvey Dent has been Batmanned
2. Kenny:Steven I just hacked your I-phone.
Steven: How'd ou get my password
Kenny: I typed in your girlfriend Lexi's name
Steven: What the fuck
Kenny: You've been Batmanned
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To be set upon with terrifying force before you know what the hell hit you.
"I just got Batmanned and can't feel my legs."
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Batman is a cult. We must feed him daily. Feed him nothing but carbs and fast food. If you don't comply with the god himself, you will know NOTHING BUT PAIN AND SUFFERING AND REGRET FOR ALL ETERNITY. Don't make the mistake I made.
Steps for making batman:
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Step one: find a corner in public that many people walk by so batman will get regular sacrifices and fed.
Step two: feed him (He likes the number 6 from McDonald's, a fish fillet. Make sure to add extra cheese and mayo for extra good luck 👍).
Step three: Inform the locals about your batman and force with mental harassment to make one as well.
Step four: Mass-produce batmans until your town knows nothing but mold and old food.
Step five: do it.
Adam: BATMAN
Jaxon: BATMAN BATMAN
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP
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God.
The Goddamn Batman!! You should know who he is!!!
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