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Well known for shining shoes, and cutting keys a.k.a Sean Simpson or Gimpson.
Mr Fix It is who you need to do the job! He'll even shine your shoes for £3.85 with staff discount! :)
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When your boss not only informs you at 4 PM that you have to work late, but that there is a serious issue needing to be solved or paperwork that needs to be done in a hurry before 6:00 PM. Can also be used as an excuse to stay at work after everyone goes home so you can fool around with your boss.
Wife: "Hey, I have to work late tonight. The boss just walked in and gave me a fix by six. Can you start dinner?"
Husband: "Sure, whatever."(knows she's having affair with boss)
Wife: "Yeah, ok then."
(Married couple who are only in it for the children)
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Hipster wannabe who attempts to ride a fixed gear bicycle, but is really just a poser
I just got in a bike crash, some fixed queer couldn't stop and hit me
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a new scene widespreading for kids/young adults to jump into.
Why did I waste a thousand dollars on this fixed gear?
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Fix Up
"Fix{ed} {ing} up" is a phrase from Toronto, which has several general meanings including:
1. a particular instance of personally encountering, undergoing, or preparing for a pleasurable or enjoyable event/occurrence;
2. encouraging an ambivalent individual to participate in a particular action or behaviour that is expected to yield frivolous enjoyment or gratification
1. Jeff: Did you fuck with that chick last night?
Mike: Oh ya...I "fixed up"!
2. Stephen: I really don't want to go to Beerfest this year.
Sheldon: C'mon, fix up, its my birthday!
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A sexual reference to the common act of 'fixing, holding and/or playing with a woman's hair,' but only while she is giving a man a blowjob.
Other common forms of "fixing that hair" include:
'fixin her hair' and 'fixing the way you wear that hair,' which is used to directly insult the person being spoken to.
Example - Man 1: Hey, did you and Jane end up messing around last night?
Man 2: Oh! You know i was fixing that hair.
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To repair something using articles on hand, generally in a non permanent fashion.
Juan and Pablo didn't have any thorium enriched lead shielding , so they Mexi-fixed the nuclear reactor with duct tape and bubble gum.
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