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Mark is possibly the most attractive form of energy ever formed. While at first glance he may appear to be an illusion; a vision of God radiating heat waves, he is a mere mortal like the general population.
Some traits of Mark are as follows:
-know to make a girl orgasm by sight alone
- has not only the secret of life and is the reason good exist
- one rode a tiger while the tiger was riding a shark while the shark has a rocket bolted to its ass.
- is a white man that can jump
- generally makes girls weak and question their integrity from the overpowering desire they have to want to fuck him
- if someone is smiling, he is normally around
-Girl says- "my panties are getting we" then Mark is close by.
Mark makes love explode out my body, I cant control my desires.
I once rode mark and my fucking heart stopped working.
If the sun got shot with a fucking laser and got hotter than ever possible while it was getting a blow job while falling out of orbit with the God damn tickle feeling in its stomach from falling it would be like a explanation of Mark.
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he is the most sexiest,happiest person in the world.he loves his girlfriend very much sometimes dates girls called Kaila,Maddie or sinead.he is so funny.
mark is such a sexy beast.
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Has they biggiest dick, the best person to be around. Very funny, great personality, great looks, very loyal
Mark has a big cock!
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Mark's the kinda guy that acts like a guy who looks like a guy who definitely fucks. but once you get to know him as a friend and as a bro, he definitely acts like a guy who looks like a guy who definitely does not fuck.
yo i definitely dont want to be a mark next year
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A liar and a cheater. He will manipulate you and he will stab you in the back. He is not to be trusted.
-Mark is evil.
-True that.
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an egotistical, self-centered, combination of a douchebag and faggot
many of the people known mark
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Looked down upon in society, especailly by those in the working class, a typical Mark is an A level reject, alcoholic, chain smoking wierdo. Such a person is extremely loud and it's more than a miricle that any level of productivity is achieved.
A normal Mark is unmotivated, avoids work where ever possible, lacks cash, enjoys playing cards during dinner breaks and spends many hours in the pub.
Mark - 'Any chance I can borrow a fag?'
A level student - 'Oi, BTEC, get your own fags you loser'
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