The Northampton Nasty is a expert level form of exhibitionism, that should only be performed by experienced exhibitionists. To do the Northampton Nasty you must have 3 grams of meth/crack, 1 XXL condom and copious amounts of silicone based anal lube.
First you must smoke the meth/crack as fast as you can. Then you must put the condom on your hand and cover it with copious amounts of anal lube. You then insert the hand in your anus as far as you can and jerk off with the other. Once you ejaculate congratulations, you just performed A Northampton Nasty.
The Northampton Nasty is best performed in a public setting.
Hey, did you hear joe got kicked out of his momβs house and the cops caught him down by the river giving himself the Northampton Nasty!
Darn, i need one more gram of meth till i can go to the park and give myself a Northampton Nasty.
Screw you dad! Go give yourself a Northampton Nasty!
I bet if i record myself doing the Northampton Nasty Cindy will ask me to the dance.
Grammy still wonβt look at me since she saw me doing the Northampton Nasty in the bathroom.
Joe truth or dare? Dare, i dare you to do the Northampton Nasty in canal street park in the middle of the day.
Wow! That cop that arrested joe for doing the Northampton Nasty in the park has nice arms!
the straight up g money gangstas who roll 10 deep and bust caps in all them peeps who hate and discriminate. usually someone who is not of white man's descent.
full watch out for that thug nasty rollin down the street.
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The process of pouring Champagne into a girls vagina, and proceding to drink it through a straw.
I gave Jill a Nasty Antwone, because I was horny and thirsty.
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Backstabbing bitch who fucks anything that moves
You betrayed my trust rebekah you nasty slut!!!!!!!!!!
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of or having the quality of being supremely sweet and unhealthful to eat, usually containing various chemical constituents such as artificial coloring.
"Man, this watergate salad is nasty-good!"
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The true definition of freak nasty is to be sexually uninhibited. It is not being afraid to enjoy sex and tryn new things. This person can be female or male, mrried or single... It doesnt mean Ur a hoe or a skank. Just means Ur not afraid to get Ur FREAK on.
person 1: I want U to spank me with a paddle then tie me up and fuck the shit outta me.
person 2: Hell Yeah! That's freak nasty!
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1. Used to describe someone wearing formal business attire with a hint of awesomeness.
2. Used to describe an outfit that is simply awesome. It is much better than swag.
1. "That Spanish teacher is looking pretty biz-nasty today."
2. "Your suit is classy and awesome. I'd even say... it's biz-nasty."
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