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A union driver that bounces barn to barn, never landing a spot on the list, because no employer wants to add them to the list. They just use and abuse them when busy then just throw them out like a rubber.
The no.6 man asked the shoppie, “hey Jim, where’s scumbaggio?”
Jim replied: “fuck do I know, he ain’t on the list, he’s a professional shaper, last year he had 47 w2’s”
A person who is wildly incompetent at their job but tries to make up for it by acting/dressing cute
Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?
She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.
v. To give stern advice to someone and let them know they are wrong, clueless, or acting out of line
Jenny was acting drunk at the bar, so I professionally developed her and told her to get it together.
Completion of a task or project at an minimally acceptable, but not stellar, level.
Often because of external factors or other's contributions which directly impact your ability to complete the task, but are outside of your control.
Joe: How did the report turn out?
Ted: Well we never got the final numbers from Jason's team, but we were able to put something reasonably professional together at the last minute.
A female who has completely mastered the art of being a ruthless bitch and doesn't give a single fuck about what they say to OR about a certain person; usually towards another female who has offended them in some way. Or just doesn't deserve to breathe the air on this planet. It can also be towards the opposite sex who completely deserves every shitty thing that ever happens to them in life.
Cindy: "Oh well, i got what i wanted out of him. A booty call & my ex seen the hickey on his neck. & probably got upset in front of his new redheaded whore of a girlfriend, causing a fight & possibly a break up. Which hopefully lead to police being called & people being put in the back of cop cars for a domestic dispute. You know, because she's a redheaded crooked nosed piece of trash bitch, & she hates her life."
Becky: "LMAO you are totally a professional cunt."
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Someone who likes to whistle random tunes at random times to avoid the fact that they cannot sing as good.
Just like King Julian, Ashley has taken on being a professional whistler. He can practise at any time, in any place and still know his girlfriend, Monica thinks the effort is adorable!
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A person who can waste as much time as humanly possible, as effectively as possible, while still attaining above average grades in school/working adequately.
Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.
"How the fuck does that guy get such good marks, he just sits in his room browsing memes and masturbating for hours on end!"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"
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