When i was 13 i had my first 'Rim Ripper'... i had partied the night before, and nobody wants to take a shit in sum1 elses house at a party.. so i held it in all night. and next morning i didn't have to go till a lil while in the after noon.. all the fucking alchohal from the party had dehydrated my system so when i shit it was just a huge baseball sized chunk of concrete shit.. of course it had to come out.. and of course.. it was a 'Rim Ripper'.. in short a Rim Ripper is when ur shit is so big your anus bleeds
1) man i just had the biggest rim ripper i can even walk
2) either my girlfirend forgot her tampons or she had a rim ripper cuz these panties are Crimson!
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One that drives like hell on any road
Chris is definitely a certified ripper.
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Any consumable substance that has a stimulating effect. Eg. Jager Bombs, amphetamines, caffine, nicotine, crystal meth, coccain, etc.
Hey Kevin, what are you up to today? Wanna go out and do some Ripper-Magoos (Jager Bombs) tonight? No thank's I had plenty of Ripper-Magoos last night, perhaps just a couple of Rippers (shots of Jag without the Red Bull).
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To take a shit that's so bangin' the numerous furious wipes needed to clean the sphincter cause the bog roll to rip and disintigrate in your hand.
Also applies to a pool or snooker shot with too much top.
I went for a right felt-ripper before, drew blood and everything. That kebab last night was a bad idea...
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The Most Bad-ass Guitar hero Character...Ever.
GO BUY HIM FROM THE GUITAR CENTER SHOP IN YOUR GH 1/2/3/Rocks the 80s and i hope Aerosmith....
.....NOW!!!!
......What are you waiting for!?
9350 Guitar hero dollars?! DAMNIT!!! I want my Grim ripper NOW!!!! NOW I SAY!!!!!
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a person who is in haste or desperate to Post R.I.P on facebook or twitter about any celebrity who is in seriously ill and morbid condition, and mistakenly posts R.I.P about that person before he dies.
some of the Ripper tweeple tweeted R.I.P to Dara Singh , while he was merely hospitalized
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