When i was 13 i had my first 'Rim Ripper'... i had partied the night before, and nobody wants to take a shit in sum1 elses house at a party.. so i held it in all night. and next morning i didn't have to go till a lil while in the after noon.. all the fucking alchohal from the party had dehydrated my system so when i shit it was just a huge baseball sized chunk of concrete shit.. of course it had to come out.. and of course.. it was a 'Rim Ripper'.. in short a Rim Ripper is when ur shit is so big your anus bleeds
1) man i just had the biggest rim ripper i can even walk
2) either my girlfirend forgot her tampons or she had a rim ripper cuz these panties are Crimson!
One that drives like hell on any road
Chris is definitely a certified ripper.
Any consumable substance that has a stimulating effect. Eg. Jager Bombs, amphetamines, caffine, nicotine, crystal meth, coccain, etc.
Hey Kevin, what are you up to today? Wanna go out and do some Ripper-Magoos (Jager Bombs) tonight? No thank's I had plenty of Ripper-Magoos last night, perhaps just a couple of Rippers (shots of Jag without the Red Bull).
To take a shit that's so bangin' the numerous furious wipes needed to clean the sphincter cause the bog roll to rip and disintigrate in your hand.
Also applies to a pool or snooker shot with too much top.
I went for a right felt-ripper before, drew blood and everything. That kebab last night was a bad idea...
The Most Bad-ass Guitar hero Character...Ever.
GO BUY HIM FROM THE GUITAR CENTER SHOP IN YOUR GH 1/2/3/Rocks the 80s and i hope Aerosmith....
.....NOW!!!!
......What are you waiting for!?
9350 Guitar hero dollars?! DAMNIT!!! I want my Grim ripper NOW!!!! NOW I SAY!!!!!
An extremely loud, explosive fart in bed, which threatens to tear the blankets apart.
Bloody hell Ernest, I thought I'd never get to sleep last night. The wife kept doing these vile blanket rippers. I was scared that she'd either rip the blankets apart and we'd freeze to death, or the stinking fart miasma would gas us both.