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waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"
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When a man masterbates or strokes his penis
All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!
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a red sexual object, that resembles a devils triton, has a tendancy to spank peoples backsides, when they are least expecting. Is uncontrolable, will feel uncontrolable pleasure if this happens to you.
woman walks down street, drops keys, bends over, and THE SPANKING STICK strikes at full Pelt.
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The recipient of frequent masturbation, usually a sock or old tee-shirt.
Something smelled like graham crackers. It was a washcloth he used as a spank rag, which he kept under his bed.
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Someone who's life has been consumed by internet porn, and they spend all their time beating off in front of the computer.
Tommy turned into a spank monkey when his family got high speed internet service.
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Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.
The new way of asking someone if you're allowed to use their vape.
Hey bro do you mind if i spank the doof?
My friend was going to come over and hang out, but he was too busy spanking his doof.